My Nipples Never Leak - Unisex Hoodie

A bold claim.

A completely legitimate one.

Black nipples, hex nipples, close nipples,
reducing nipples — doesn't matter the type,
doesn't matter the application, doesn't
matter how complicated the system.

Your nipples never leak.

It's called craftsmanship. It's called
attention to detail. It's called knowing
exactly how to seat a fitting and torque
it to spec every single time.

Wear it with the quiet confidence of
someone who has never once gotten a
callback about a leaking nipple.

Because you haven't.

- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Printed to order — because we finish
every job right

sizing note: runs small — order one size
up for a relaxed fit, true to size for
a fitted look

Size guide